isolating-hearts:

My family and I went to dinner at The Olive Garden. When we began to look over the menu I heard my mum say, 

"Mum, see anything you like?" to which my 93 year old grandmother replies

"Yeah, he just walked pass."

I don’t think I have ever heard a table full of random strangers next to us laugh so hard. A gentleman leaned over and gave my grandmother a high five. For the rest of the night she felt so pleased with herself.

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